Private Members Club for the Surrealistically Distinguished

What on earth is it?
The club or stash is here to provide an escape far from the maddening normal crowd. Wander into idyllically silly conversation and concentrate on our nonsensical happenings both musical and spoken. We are a convivial tatter of dreamers who make things occur. We’re serious about a good time but as with life, nothing is quite what it seems.
Fancy some Beijing Dumplings?

Even if you don’t enjoy Dunkin bagels, Cement Mixer Putti Putti, Anytime Any Place Anywhere we will be waiting for you with a smile, occasionally a false moustache and the finest of wines, cocktails and beers.

photography by John Claridge

Why Vout-O-Reenes I hear you ask. What does it mean?

The hipster cool language was invented by jazz giant Slim Gaillard in the 1930’s and published as a dictionary. Slim encapsulates the ethics of the club, mischievous, sharp, Slim, tall, ambidextrous, cool, playful, imaginative and at all times charmingly grar-sa.

Wherever Slim was, you wanted to be; he was the jive talking party. In homage to a great man we name our club and place a piano, ever in the hope that he reappears in our Stash, in whatever guise.

Membership is by personal invitation only to appreciators of the special environment.

Yearly Membership Subscriptions are £275 (incl. VAT) with a one off registration of £175. Founder members receive, from our sponsor, Palmtree Pub, a signed, Limited Edition print by one of 6 artists (1/125) and a book (1/750) of The Colony Room Club 1948-2008 by Sophie Parkin (the behaviour handbook) and, when finished, a limited edition dictionary of Vout-O-Reenes.

All members receive an engraved body tag/key ring and a chance to exhibit in The Stash Gallery. Each month we will send you the new agenda of gallery and club events. If you wish to celebrate a special event please let us know.

Rules of the Club are here

Apply for membership here

Vout-O-Reenee's is located at:

The Crypt
30 Prescot Street
London E1 8BB

View Map here

We are open Monday-Saturday 6pm-12/1am(Fri/Sat).

tel: 07753702910

Private Members Club for the Surrealistically Distinguished