All the glitz and glamour you can expect from the Gals who brought you Up Yer Weimar!
No holidays booked this summer because prices are astronomical and there’ll be screaming kids everywhere? GREAT us neither.
If you’re looking for sand in your shoes, sunburn and aggressive wildlife from Seville to Seaton Sluice we’re here to BRING IT TO YOU! Pack your bucket and spade and flounce on down to Vout – O – Reenees to enjoy and endure your JOLLY ‘OL-I-DEEES
We’ll have a (limited) On Board entertainment VARIETY ACT – ALL SINGING ALL DANCING – SING-A-LONGS – KISSING BOOTH – KNOTTED HANKIES – jam butties, choc ices, seaside piano singalong, donkey rides, nobbly knee competition, best in show, Sea Breeze and Tequila Sunrise special cocktails, seagalls, sailors, gypsy rose lee fortune teller, Shirley Temple On the good ship Lollipop. Lollipops. Barstaff modelling the latest swimwear from before 1972.
MUSIC BY STAV B
£10 on the door
Striped One Piece Bathers
Full Wet Suits
you get the gist……
So don your bathers, linens or captains cap and we’ll bring you a summerholiday to remember. Dj’s performances and a costume parade. Enter the nobbily knee contest, or the beachside beauty, pucker up to have your photo taken in the kissing booth. Prizes will be awarded for beach belle and nobbily knees.